me nd my cougar gf
me: babe i love your necklace
gf: thats me Life Alert®
swasdicka:

hey fellow regular kids what’s up 

swasdicka:

hey fellow regular kids what’s up 

francheschi:

BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE

[PUNCHES YOU TWICE IN THE FACE]

DARK DARK

stumplet:

i did my eyebrows today they better get the recognition they deserve

stumplet:

i did my eyebrows today they better get the recognition they deserve