petewentz-:

charmancler:

fall out boy? why not fall out girl?

[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]

FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!

[patrick stump immediately works on changing name of band to Fall Out Persons]

stop fuckboys 2k14

liampayneisafuckboy:

[aziz ansari voice] :D

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

spencrsmth:

"patrick isnt a virgin??????"

"he should name the kid TREE!!!!!!!"

"that should be MY baby!!!"

"so………patrick had seX???"

"can i rightful call him DADDY NOW?????"

bye

when a motherfucker touches you


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bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

beyoncempire:

what kind of disrespect

beyoncempire:

what kind of disrespect

intertnet:

Is there a scholarship for trying